Pig Man in Dallas, TX

Why do men feel the need to mess with me? Is it because I'm little? First Little Penis Man in Omaha, NE, now Pig Man in Dallas, TX.

I was minding my own business driving to the Hertz rental car return at the Dallas airport. At the light where I have to turn left to return my car, the car coming towards me turns right from the LEFT lane into the rental return.

I turn in behind the car and we drive up the ramp. The ramp has 2 lanes, the left lane is Avis return, the right lane is in Hertz. The car in front of me is in the left lane and then goes RIGHT to Hertz almost hitting me so I honk my horn. The car then pulls to the side so I go and return my car.

The car pulls up behind me and a 200 lb man gets out of the passenger side and proceeds to verbally assault me. He called me a stupid woman driver and told me I better watch my driving. I told him he didn’t know me and his wife actually cut me off because the entrance is 2 lanes. He rants and raves for 5 minutes and tells me that “he’s a man and always right”. His wife is obviously mortified and sitting in the car and won’t even look at me.

I tell him to shut up and start walking away. I also yell to his wife how sorry I feel for her to be married to a pig of a man.

Of course I think of wonderful comebacks for this man after I’ve called hubby in near tears and shaking. The guy was huge and I felt very threatened. What I should I have said?

“If women are so horrible at driving, why is your wife driving you around?”
"Does it make you feel like a big important man to pick on someone half your size?"
"Do you know Little Penis Man in Omaha, NE?"
"Excuse me? Why do you think I care what you think?"

I mean really, he made himself sound stupid. By insulting me he was actually insulting his wife…did he even realize that or was he too stupid to? I hope she got that.